32 Quotes & Sayings By Aristophanes

[Y]ou possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing. Aristophanes

You [demagogues] are like the fishers for eels; in still waters they catch nothing, but if they thoroughly stir up the slime, their fishing is good; in the same way it's only in troublous times that you line your pockets. Aristophanes

If it is necessary for us to do anything [in view of peace], direct us and architect.πρὸÏ‚ τάδ’ ἡμῖν, εἴ τι χρὴ δρᾶν, φράζε κἀρχιτεκτόνει. Aristophanes

There is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman so untamed. She calmly goes her way where even panthers would be shamed. Aristophanes

MAGISTRATEDon't men grow old? L Y S I S T R A T A Not like women. When a man comes home Though he's grey as grief he can always get a girl. There's no second spring for a woman. None.She can't recall it, nobody wants her, however She squanders her time on the promise of oracles, It's no use... Aristophanes

Magistrate: What do you propose to do then, pray? Lysistrata: You ask me that! Why, we propose to administer the treasury ourselves Magistrate: You do? Lysistrata: What is there in that a surprise to you? Do we not administer the budget of household expenses? Magistrate: But that is not the same thing. Lysistrata: How so — not the same thing? Magistrate: It is the treasury supplies the expenses of the War.Lysistrata: That's our first principle — no War! . Aristophanes

Magistrate: May I die a thousand deaths ere I obey one who wears a veil! Lysistrata: If that's all that troubles you, here take my veil, wrap it round your head, and hold your tounge. Then take this basket; put on a girdle, card wool, munch beans. The War shall be women's business. Aristophanes

Lysistrata: To seize the treasury; no more money, no more war. Aristophanes

Lysistrata: Oh, Calonicé, my heart is on fire; I blush for our sex. Men will have it we are tricky and sly.. Calonicé: And they are quite right, upon my word! Lysistrata: Yet, look you, when the women are summoned to meet for a matter of the last importance, they lie abed instead of coming. Calonicé: Oh, they will come, my dear; but 'tis not easy you know, for a woman to leave the house. One is busy pottering about her husband; another is getting the servant up; a third is putting her child asleep or washing the brat or feeding it. Aristophanes

Chorus of old men: If we give them the least hold over us, 'tis all up! their audacity will know no bounds! We shall see them building ships, and fighting sea-fights like Artemisia; nay if they want to mount and ride as cavalry, we had best cashier the knights, for indeed women excel in riding, and have a fine, firm seat for the gallop. Just think of all those squadrons of Amazons Micon has painted for us engaged in hand-to-hand combat with men. Aristophanes

Chorus of women: […] Oh! my good, gallant Lysistrata, and all my friends, be ever like a bundle of nettles; never let you anger slacken; the wind of fortune blown our way. Aristophanes

Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof? Aristophanes

Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy. Aristophanes

Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. Aristophanes

Chorus of old men: How true the saying: 'Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to live without 'em. Aristophanes

It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls Aristophanes

Under every stone lurks a politician. Aristophanes

The truth is forced upon us very quickly by a foe. Aristophanes

Evil events from evil causes spring. Aristophanes

Thou shouldst not decide until thou hast heard what both have to say. Aristophanes

You cannot make a crab walk straight. Aristophanes

Let each man exercise the art he knows. Aristophanes

These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them. Aristophanes

Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in the steps they trod. Aristophanes

Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. Aristophanes

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. Aristophanes