30 Quotes & Sayings By Alan Alda

Alan Alda is an Emmy-winning actor, director, screenwriter, author, and lecturer. He is widely known for his roles on television as astronaut John Glenn in "The Right Stuff" (1983); Frank Furter in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (1975); Dr. Alan Bergman in "M*A*S*H" (1972); the lead character of "Hawaii Five-O" (1968–1975); and his Emmy Award-winning performance as Colonel Nathan Jessep on the 1970s series "M*A*S*H." He has also appeared in numerous films including the 1976 film adaptation of "The Sender", where he portrayed journalist Walter Cronkite; the Robert Redford film "Quiz Show", for which he won an Academy Award nomination; the 1982 film adaptation of Alda's book "Forever Young", with Jane Fonda; the 1990 film adaptation of his book "Illusion"; and the 1995 film adaptation of his book "An Evening With Alan Alda". Other accomplishments include being inducted into the Television Hall of Fame by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences in 1996, being awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1998, being named one of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in 1999, receiving a Kennedy Center Honor in 2001, being awarded an honorary degree from Colby College in 2002, receiving a Career Achievement Emmy Award from the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences in 2003, being named one of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People in 2004, receiving a National Medal of Arts from President George W. Bush at a White House ceremony attended by Oprah Winfrey and Tina Fey, being awarded an honorary Doctorate from Lehigh University in 2006 , receiving an honorary Doctorate from Ithaca College in 2007, receiving an honorary Doctorate from Dartmouth College in 2008 , receiving an honorary Doctorate from Wellesley College in 2009 , receiving an honorary Doctorate from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute 2010 , and receiving induction into The World Science Fiction Society as a Grand Master at its annual conclave at Sasquan 2011 .

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I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! Alan Alda
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Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been. Alan Alda
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Be brave enough to live creatively. The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. You cannot get there by bus, only by hard work, risking and by not quite knowing what you are doing. What you will discover will be wonderful; yourself. Alan Alda
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How can I be so captured by my own imagination that I can truly connect both to the person I'm playing and to the person I'm playing wi Alan Alda
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So that's it. I've told you everything I know. Think clearly and think for yourself. Learn to use language to express those thoughts. Love somebody with all your heart. And with everyone, whether you love them or not, find out if you can be helpful. But really, it's even simpler than that. After all this time, and all these talks in public and in private, I think I get it now. If I were taking my friend Arnold's suggestion and spoke from my deathbed, I think I know what I'd say. I see now that I had my meaning all along, I just had to notice it. The meaning of life.. is life. Not noticing life is what's meaningless, even down to the last second. . Alan Alda
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For humans, flying isn't magic, it's physics. Alan Alda
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Until I was twenty I was sure there was a being who could see everything I did and who didn't like most of it. He seemed to care about minute aspects of my life, like on what day of the week I ate a piece of meat. And yet, he let earthquakes and mudslides take out whole communities, apparently ignoring the saints among them who ate their meat on the assigned days. Eventually, I realized that I didn't believe there was such a being. It didn't seem reasonable. And I assumed that I was an atheist. As I understood the word, it meant that I was someone who didn't believe in a God; I was without a God. I didn't broadcast this in public because I noticed that people who do believe in a god get upset to hear that others don't. (Why this is so is one of the most pressing of human questions, and I wish a few of the bright people in this conversation would try to answer it through research.) But, slowly I realized that in the popular mind the word atheist was coming to mean something more - a statement that there couldn't be a God. God was, in this formulation, not possible, and this was something that could be proved. But I had been changed by eleven years of interviewing six or seven hundred scientists around the world on the television program Scientific American Frontiers. And that change was reflected in how I would now identify myself. The most striking thing about the scientists I met was their complete dedication to evidence. It reminded me of the wonderfully plainspoken words of Richard Feynman who felt it was better not to know than to know something that was wrong. Alan Alda
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War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse. Alan Alda
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During the first day, curious at having outsiders among them, a long stream of inmates came over and talked with me. Remarkably, according to what they told me, nearly every inmate in the prison didn't do it. Several thousand people had been locked up unjustly and, by an incredible coincidence, all in the same prison. On the other hand, they knew an awful lot about how to knife somebody. Alan Alda
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At times you have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself. Alan Alda
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[B]egin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while or the light won’t come in. Alan Alda
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Aren't we lucky to be us? Alan Alda
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Listening is being able to be changed by the other person. Alan Alda
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What then are doing if not creating a better place together? I think, for me the key has to be, what do I want to create? What is it I want to leave behind? Alan Alda
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Be brave enough to live creatively. The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. You cannot get there by bus only by hard work risking and by not quite knowing what you are doing. What you will discover will be wonderful: yourself. Alan Alda
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I've been lucky enough to live through all the things that are supposed to give meaning to our lives, like parenting, grandparenting, art, celebrity. All these things you expect meaning to come from, and sometimes it comes when you're not expecting it. Alan Alda
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I fix my grandchildren's computers. Alan Alda
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It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. Alan Alda
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What I can't completely understand is most other people's fascination with what the famous among us do with their lips and the rest of their bodies. Why do ordinary people become the target of this curiosity simply by virtue of the fact that other people recognise their names and faces but know almost nothing else about them? Alan Alda
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I had never really wanted to be famous. Everyone is supposed to want to be rich and famous, but as a boy I never knew what rich was, and the first view I had of famous made me leery. Alan Alda
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We need to be more conversant with it because science is in our lives. It's in everything. It's in the food we eat. It's in the air we breathe. It's everywhere. Alan Alda
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When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. Alan Alda
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Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you. Alan Alda
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I would like to know that when I read the paper in the morning, it's telling me something that actually happened, and I think the vast majority of journalists want the same thing. Alan Alda
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Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart. Alan Alda
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I love oatmeal. To me, it's not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind - the kind that pops in your mouth when you bite into it in little glorious bursts like a sort of gummy champagne. Alan Alda
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The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on television is that they've sort of become routinized, so there's an awful lot of mannerisms and joke lines that are sort of there to trigger laughter, rather than give actors a chance to play a moment. Alan Alda
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If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money. Alan Alda
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I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger. What works for me is working out when it's useful to use that anger. Alan Alda